"Captain" Kaftiz
This NPC can be found in Terokkar Forest (1).
Quotes (12)
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| # | Event | Action |
|---|---|---|
| 0 | When out of combat, After 2 seconds | Call Timed Actionlist #1967600. Updates out of combat. |
| 1 | Data field #1 is set to 1 | Call Timed Actionlist #1967601. Updates out of combat. |
| # | Event | Action |
|---|---|---|
| 0 | Instantly | self says TextGroup #0 to invoker. "Captain" Kaftiz says: Is that damned thing safe to go through yet? "Captain" Kaftiz says: Is it done yet? What is taking so damned long? "Captain" Kaftiz says: You know, we could easily replace you with goblins. Is that what you want??? "Captain" Kaftiz says: I can't believe you imbeciles went to school for this! Does anybody here know what they're doing? |
| 1 | After 7 seconds | Consortium Laborer (GUID: 84500) says TextGroup #0 to invoker. Consortium Laborer says: It is if I'm not the one that's going to be sent in to test it... Otherwise, no. Consortium Laborer says: What does that mean anyway? Ready? Can it ever be ready? Consortium Laborer says: I'm giving her all that I've got, captain. I don't think she can take much more of this! Consortium Laborer says: I can't bang on this device any faster, captain! My wrapping is already beginning to unravel! Consortium Laborer says: Will you stop asking that? Consortium Laborer says: Why don't you pick up a hammer and start banging on these structures instead of asking us if it's done every 5 minutes? Consortium Laborer says: I've had just about enough of your incessant whining, captain. What are you even a captain of? I mean, the nerve! |
| 2 | After 7 seconds | self says TextGroup #1 to invoker. "Captain" Kaftiz says: Alright, it looks safe. Get in there, engineer! |
| 3 | After 5 seconds | Consortium Engineer (GUID: 84498) says TextGroup #0 to invoker. Consortium Engineer says: I don't get paid enough for this nonsense. Consortium Engineer says: Here goes nothing! Consortium Engineer says: This is gonna leave a mark... Consortium Engineer says: If I make it through, I expect a pay raise. |
| 4 | After 1 second | 1 is stored in data field #1 of Consortium Engineer (GUID: 84498). |
| # | Event | Action |
|---|---|---|
| 5 | After 2 seconds | self says TextGroup #2 to invoker. "Captain" Kaftiz shrugs. "Captain" Kaftiz shakes his head in disapproval. |
| 6 | After 2 seconds | self says TextGroup #3 to invoker. "Captain" Kaftiz says: Oh well, back to the drawing board. "Captain" Kaftiz says: I didn't like him much anyway. Too much talk, not enough "do." "Captain" Kaftiz says: Damnit. How are we ever going to get through their security measures? "Captain" Kaftiz says: Nice going you incompetent morons! Another one of our engineers vaporized! "Captain" Kaftiz says: Thankfully, there's a steady stream of these fools chomping at the bit to get in here. |