Theramore Guard
This NPC can be found in Dustwallow Marsh (32).
Quotes (11)
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| # | Event | Action |
|---|---|---|
| 0 | Selecting Gossip Option: You look like an intelligent person. Why don't you read one of these leaflets and give it some thought? | Call Timed Actionlist #497900. Updates out of combat. |
| 1 | After Event #0 | Close Gossip Window. |
| # | Event | Action |
|---|---|---|
| 0 | Instantly | Remove Gossip npc flags from self. |
| 1 | Instantly | self says TextGroup #0 to invoker. Theramore Guard says: Hey, thanks. |
| 2 | Instantly | Cast Propagandized! at self. |
| 3 | After 3 seconds | self says TextGroup #3 to invoker. Theramore Guard reads the leaflet. |
| 4 | After 3 seconds | self says TextGroup #1 to invoker. Theramore Guard says: ...receive 50 percent off deserter undergarments? What is this garbage? Theramore Guard says: ...to create a fund for the purchase of hair gel? I like my hair the way it is, thanks! Theramore Guard says: ...the deserters seek a Theramore where citizens will be free to juggle at all hours of the day? What is this nonsense? Theramore Guard says: ...to establish the chicken as the official symbol of Theramore?! These guys are nuts! Theramore Guard says: ...as a deserter, you'll enjoy activities like tethered swimming and dog grooming? How ridiculous! |
| 5 | After 6 seconds | self says TextGroup #2 to invoker. Theramore Guard says: This... this is a joke, right? Theramore Guard says: I'd never join anything like this. Better keep this, though. It'll come in handy in the privy... Theramore Guard says: What a bunch of lunatics! You actually believe this stuff? Theramore Guard says: That's the funniest thing I've read in a long time. You've just made my day! |
| 6 | Instantly | A kill of Credit kill of NPC #4979 is credited to Invoker. |
| 7 | After 5 seconds | Add Gossip npc flags to self. |