Perry Gatner
The location of this NPC is unknown.Quotes (65)
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| # | Event | Action |
|---|---|---|
| 0 | Data field #1 is set to 1 | Walk on waypoint path #19228. |
| 1 | Reaching waypoint #3 on path #19228 | Pause waypoint path for 3.67 minutes. |
| 2 | After Event #1 | Call Timed Actionlist #1922800. Updates always. |
| 3 | Reaching waypoint #6 on path #19228 | Despawn self after 5 seconds. |
| 4 | Reaching waypoint #2 on path #19228 | Call Timed Actionlist #1922801. Updates out of combat. |
| 5 | Reaching waypoint #4 on path #19228 | Call Timed Actionlist #1922802. Updates out of combat. |
| # | Event | Action |
|---|---|---|
| 0 | Instantly | self says TextGroup #0 to invoker. Perry Gatner says: Hey all! So how long until the jokes spawn? Perry Gatner says: I just flew in from Ironforge and, Boy!, are my mount's wings tired! Perry Gatner says: Hey folks, go easy on me... it's my first time. Perry Gatner says: Thanks for coming out to see me! I hope you are ready for a good time, because I am. Perry Gatner says: Whoa! Is all that applause for me? Thanks for coming out! Perry Gatner says: What a good looking crowd. The dwarven women even shaved. Perry Gatner says: Are you ready to laugh! |
| 1 | After 3 seconds | 4 is stored in data field #4 of closest alive Albert Quarksprocket within 100m. |
| 2 | After 14 seconds | self says TextGroup #3 to invoker. Perry Gatner says: Last week I was in Goldshire. Have you been there? |
| 3 | After 7 seconds | self says TextGroup #4 to invoker. Perry Gatner says: That town's so small, I asked a kid to draw me a map. He drew it on the back of a Defias wanted poster... |
| 4 | After 7 seconds | self says TextGroup #5 to invoker. Perry Gatner says: to scale!! |
| 5 | After 7 seconds | self says TextGroup #6 to invoker. Perry Gatner says: Impersonation time!! I call this, "The Silly Tauren." |
| 6 | After 7 seconds | self says TextGroup #7 to invoker. Perry Gatner The comedian clears his throat. |
| 7 | After 5 seconds | self says TextGroup #8 to invoker. Perry Gatner The comedian impersonates a tauren. |
| 8 | After 7 seconds | 2 is stored in data field #2 of closest alive Albert Quarksprocket within 100m. |
| 9 | After 14 seconds | self says TextGroup #11 to invoker. Perry Gatner says: What's the deal with women? I mean they are always like... |
| 10 | After 7 seconds | self says TextGroup #7 to invoker. Perry Gatner The comedian clears his throat. |
| 11 | After 7 seconds | self says TextGroup #12 to invoker. Perry Gatner The comedian impersonates a human female. |
| 12 | After 7 seconds | self says TextGroup #13 to invoker. Perry Gatner says: And then gnomes are even worse! They are always saying stuff like... |
| 13 | After 7 seconds | self says TextGroup #7 to invoker. Perry Gatner The comedian clears his throat. |
| 14 | After 5 seconds | self says TextGroup #14 to invoker. Perry Gatner The comedian impersonates a gnome. |
| 15 | After 7 seconds | 3 is stored in data field #3 of closest alive Albert Quarksprocket within 100m. |
| 16 | After 12 seconds | closest alive Haris Pilton within 100m says TextGroup #0 to invoker. Haris Pilton says: I, like, so don't get it... Haris Pilton says: Psshh... whatever. Haris Pilton says: That's hot. Haris Pilton says: That joke's hot. |
| 17 | After 2 seconds | self says TextGroup #17 to invoker. Perry Gatner says: If I knew it was going to be like this, I'd have worn my Greater Boots of Laughter. Perry Gatner says: Apparently my reputation with you people is hostile. Perry Gatner says: Wow! The laughs don't drop very often here, do they? Perry Gatner says: Can I get a buff? I'm dying up here. Perry Gatner says: Come on! These jokes are epic! |
| 18 | After 7 seconds | 6 is stored in data field #6 of closest alive Albert Quarksprocket within 100m. |
| 19 | After 14 seconds | self says TextGroup #20 to invoker. Perry Gatner says: The gnomes used to be a nice respectful people... |
| 20 | After 7 seconds | self says TextGroup #21 to invoker. Perry Gatner says: The other day I saw one walking down the street shouting, "Once you go gnome, you never go home!" |
| 21 | After 7 seconds | self says TextGroup #22 to invoker. Perry Gatner says: I love blood elf women. Especially when they say stuff like this... |
| 22 | After 7 seconds | self says TextGroup #7 to invoker. Perry Gatner The comedian clears his throat. |
| 23 | After 5 seconds | self says TextGroup #23 to invoker. Perry Gatner The comedian impersonates a blood elf. |
| 24 | After 7 seconds | 5 is stored in data field #5 of closest alive Albert Quarksprocket within 100m. |
| 25 | After 14 seconds | self says TextGroup #26 to invoker. Perry Gatner says: One last impersonation. It's tough, but let's see if you can guess who it is... |
| 26 | After 7 seconds | self says TextGroup #7 to invoker. Perry Gatner The comedian clears his throat. |
| 27 | After 5 seconds | self says TextGroup #27 to invoker. Perry Gatner The comedian impersonates an orc. |
| 38 | After 7 seconds | self says TextGroup #28 to invoker. Perry Gatner says: Now that the show's done, can someone run me through Scarlet Monestary? Perry Gatner says: Thank you! Don't forget to tip your waiters! Good night folks. Perry Gatner says: Well, it's time to take these comedic muscles elsewhere. Have a good night all! Perry Gatner says: Is it over already? You've been great folks. Walk safely and have a good night. Perry Gatner says: Thank you everyone! And keep clapping, there is a fly in here and one of you are bound to get it! Good night! |
| # | Event | Action |
|---|---|---|
| 0 | Instantly | 1 is stored in data field #1 of closest alive Frostwolf Emissary within 100m. |
| 1 | Instantly | 1 is stored in data field #1 of closest alive Defilers Emissary within 100m. |
| 2 | Instantly | 1 is stored in data field #1 of closest alive Eye of the Storm Envoy within 100m. |
| 3 | Instantly | 1 is stored in data field #1 of closest alive Strand of the Ancients Envoy within 100m. |
| 4 | Instantly | 1 is stored in data field #1 of closest alive Warsong Emissary within 100m. |
| 5 | Instantly | 1 is stored in data field #1 of closest alive Isle of Conquest Envoy within 100m. |
| # | Event | Action |
|---|---|---|
| 0 | Instantly | 2 is stored in data field #2 of closest alive Frostwolf Emissary within 100m. |
| 1 | Instantly | 2 is stored in data field #2 of closest alive Defilers Emissary within 100m. |
| 2 | Instantly | 2 is stored in data field #2 of closest alive Eye of the Storm Envoy within 100m. |
| 3 | Instantly | 2 is stored in data field #2 of closest alive Strand of the Ancients Envoy within 100m. |
| 4 | Instantly | 2 is stored in data field #2 of closest alive Warsong Emissary within 100m. |
| 5 | Instantly | 2 is stored in data field #2 of closest alive Isle of Conquest Envoy within 100m. |