Albert Quarksprocket
This NPC can be found in Shattrath City (1).
Quotes (2)
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- ActionList #1927100ActionList #1927100
- ActionList #1927101ActionList #1927101
- ActionList #1927102ActionList #1927102
- ActionList #1927103ActionList #1927103
- ActionList #1927104ActionList #1927104
- ActionList #1927105ActionList #1927105
- ActionList #1927106ActionList #1927106
- ActionList #1927107ActionList #1927107
- ActionList #1927108ActionList #1927108
- ActionList #1927109ActionList #1927109
- ActionList #1927110ActionList #1927110
- ActionList #1927111ActionList #1927111
- ActionList #1927112ActionList #1927112
- ActionList #1927113ActionList #1927113
- ActionList #1927114ActionList #1927114
- ActionList #1927115ActionList #1927115
- ActionList #1927116ActionList #1927116
| # | Event | Action |
|---|---|---|
| 0 | Data field #1 is set to 1 | Walk on waypoint path #19271. |
| 1 | Reaching waypoint #5 on path #19271 | Pause waypoint path for 13 seconds. |
| 2 | After Event #1 | West (253 degrees). |
| 3 | After Event #2 | self says TextGroup #0 to invoker. Albert Quarksprocket says: Thank you all for coming tonight. Now put your hands together to welcome Shattrath's best, Perry Gatner! |
| 4 | Albert Quarksprocket is done talking TextGroup #0 | Call Timed Actionlist #1927104. Updates always. |
| 5 | Reaching waypoint #10 on path #19271 | Pause waypoint path for 3.82 minutes. |
| 6 | After Event #5 | face target. |
| 7 | Data field #2 is set to 2 | Call Timed Actionlist at random: #1927102 or #1927103 or #1927113 |
| 8 | Reaching waypoint #18 on path #19271 | Pause waypoint path for 15 seconds. |
| 9 | After Event #8 | West (253 degrees). |
| 10 | After Event #9 | self says TextGroup #1 to invoker. Albert Quarksprocket says: Perry Gatner! What an act! The cantina is open all night long, so please, stay and enjoy yourselves! |
| 11 | Reaching waypoint #26 on path #19271 | Southwest (243 degrees). |
| 12 | Data field #3 is set to 3 | Call Timed Actionlist at random: #1927100 or #1927101 or #1927111 |
| 13 | Data field #4 is set to 4 | Call Timed Actionlist at random: #1927105 or #1927106 or #1927115 |
| 14 | Data field #5 is set to 5 | Call Timed Actionlist at random: #1927107 or #1927108 or #1927114 |
| 15 | Data field #6 is set to 6 | Call Timed Actionlist at random: #1927109 or #1927110 or #1927112 or #1927116 |
| # | Event | Action |
|---|---|---|
| 0 | Instantly | closest alive Perry Gatner within 100m says TextGroup #15 to invoker. Perry Gatner says: What time is it when an elekk sits on your fence? |
| 1 | After 7 seconds | closest alive Perry Gatner within 100m says TextGroup #16 to invoker. Perry Gatner says: Time to get a new fence!! |
| # | Event | Action |
|---|---|---|
| 0 | Instantly | closest alive Perry Gatner within 100m says TextGroup #29 to invoker. Perry Gatner says: How many kobolds does it take to change a lantern wick? |
| 1 | After 7 seconds | closest alive Perry Gatner within 100m says TextGroup #30 to invoker. Perry Gatner says: You no take candle! |
| # | Event | Action |
|---|---|---|
| 0 | Instantly | closest alive Perry Gatner within 100m says TextGroup #9 to invoker. Perry Gatner says: Here's a good one, why do watermelons have water in them? |
| 1 | After 7 seconds | closest alive Perry Gatner within 100m says TextGroup #10 to invoker. Perry Gatner says: Because they are planted in the spring! |
| # | Event | Action |
|---|---|---|
| 0 | Instantly | closest alive Perry Gatner within 100m says TextGroup #31 to invoker. Perry Gatner says: Goldshire's inn advertises a lakeside view... |
| 1 | After 7 seconds | closest alive Perry Gatner within 100m says TextGroup #32 to invoker. Perry Gatner says: I saw a murloc swim by my window. |
| # | Event | Action |
|---|---|---|
| 0 | Instantly | face target. |
| 1 | Instantly | Emote #-21 ONESHOT_APPLAUD to self. |
| 2 | After 2 seconds | Emote #-25 ONESHOT_POINT(DNR) to self. |
| 3 | After 2 seconds | Emote #-21 ONESHOT_APPLAUD to self. |
| 4 | After 1 second | 1 is stored in data field #1 of closest alive Perry Gatner within 100m. |
| # | Event | Action |
|---|---|---|
| 0 | Instantly | closest alive Perry Gatner within 100m says TextGroup #1 to invoker. Perry Gatner says: I never met a tauren I didn't like... |
| 1 | After 7 seconds | closest alive Perry Gatner within 100m says TextGroup #2 to invoker. Perry Gatner says: To eat!! |
| # | Event | Action |
|---|---|---|
| 0 | Instantly | closest alive Perry Gatner within 100m says TextGroup #33 to invoker. Perry Gatner says: Have you ever noticed that all those cute, orc kids look the same? |
| 1 | After 7 seconds | closest alive Perry Gatner within 100m says TextGroup #34 to invoker. Perry Gatner says: It's too bad they don't stay cute. There must be some rite of passage in the Barrens called, "Climb ugly tree and fall out." |
| # | Event | Action |
|---|---|---|
| 0 | Instantly | closest alive Perry Gatner within 100m says TextGroup #24 to invoker. Perry Gatner says: So the blood elves think they're just one step away from ruling the world... |
| 1 | After 7 seconds | closest alive Perry Gatner within 100m says TextGroup #25 to invoker. Perry Gatner says: Twelve steps is more like it! |
| # | Event | Action |
|---|---|---|
| 0 | Instantly | closest alive Perry Gatner within 100m says TextGroup #35 to invoker. Perry Gatner says: I've heard that gnomes can grant wishes... |
| 1 | After 7 seconds | closest alive Perry Gatner within 100m says TextGroup #36 to invoker. Perry Gatner says: Well I wish they'd go away! |
| # | Event | Action |
|---|---|---|
| 0 | Instantly | closest alive Perry Gatner within 100m says TextGroup #18 to invoker. Perry Gatner says: Hey! Hey! Hey! It's Raliq the drunk... His momma's so fat she didn't just make the front cover of Ogre Today... |
| 1 | After 7 seconds | closest alive Perry Gatner within 100m says TextGroup #19 to invoker. Perry Gatner says: She made the back cover too! |
| # | Event | Action |
|---|---|---|
| 0 | Instantly | closest alive Perry Gatner within 100m says TextGroup #37 to invoker. Perry Gatner says: Look who's here, it's Raliq the drunk... His momma's so fat dragons won't eat her... |
| 1 | After 7 seconds | closest alive Perry Gatner within 100m says TextGroup #38 to invoker. Perry Gatner says: They don't know where to store the leftovers! |
| # | Event | Action |
|---|---|---|
| 0 | Instantly | closest alive Perry Gatner within 100m says TextGroup #39 to invoker. Perry Gatner says: My wife and I were happy for 23 years... |
| 1 | After 7 seconds | closest alive Perry Gatner within 100m says TextGroup #40 to invoker. Perry Gatner says: And then we met! |
| # | Event | Action |
|---|---|---|
| 0 | Instantly | closest alive Perry Gatner within 100m says TextGroup #41 to invoker. Perry Gatner says: What do you call a broken boomerang? |
| 1 | After 7 seconds | closest alive Perry Gatner within 100m says TextGroup #42 to invoker. Perry Gatner says: A stick! |
| # | Event | Action |
|---|---|---|
| 0 | Instantly | closest alive Perry Gatner within 100m says TextGroup #43 to invoker. Perry Gatner says: So this gnome tells a tauren that he's been to Molten Core. |
| 1 | After 7 seconds | closest alive Perry Gatner within 100m says TextGroup #44 to invoker. Perry Gatner says: The tauren says, "That's a load of bull." |
| # | Event | Action |
|---|---|---|
| 0 | Instantly | closest alive Perry Gatner within 100m says TextGroup #45 to invoker. Perry Gatner says: How desperate do you have to be for allies that you recruit your livestock? |
| 1 | After 7 seconds | closest alive Perry Gatner within 100m says TextGroup #46 to invoker. Perry Gatner says: I own a dog, but I'm not giving him a sword. |
| # | Event | Action |
|---|---|---|
| 0 | Instantly | closest alive Perry Gatner within 100m says TextGroup #47 to invoker. Perry Gatner says: Used to be you couldn't trust a goblin... |
| 1 | After 7 seconds | closest alive Perry Gatner within 100m says TextGroup #48 to invoker. Perry Gatner says: Who am I kiddin'? If you trade with goblins you'd better have iron plating in your coinpurse. |
| # | Event | Action |
|---|---|---|
| 0 | Instantly | closest alive Perry Gatner within 100m says TextGroup #47 to invoker. Perry Gatner says: Used to be you couldn't trust a goblin... |
| 1 | After 7 seconds | closest alive Perry Gatner within 100m says TextGroup #48 to invoker. Perry Gatner says: Who am I kiddin'? If you trade with goblins you'd better have iron plating in your coinpurse. |